War Declaration of war to FARK from BOOT

Ryhman

Newcomer

Posts: 13

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 10:55pm

Declaration of war to FARK from BOOT

To whom it may concern,

As diplomat of BOOT and by the powers invested in me by my leaders, I am formally declaring war on the alliance of FARK. May you no longer threaten and pillage the good people of Alpha.

Ryhman
Diplomat of BOOT

thebigmike1983

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 10:57pm

Don't say another ******* word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - *censored*. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

WARNING by ANARANE: Cursing. Try to grow up a bit, eh? It's just a game.

geologist

Governor

Posts: 251

Location: Wasteland, NV

Occupation: Consultant, pirate

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:04pm

Errr, what tbm ment to say was "We accept, and may the best lolcat poster win".

So, on that note, I give you this:

WARNING by ANARANE: Posting inappropriate material.

Hey TGA, you want in on this?

Farkin' Pirate

thebigmike1983

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:06pm

Fine, you want LOLcats?

This should suit Boot's situation nicely

Alcibiades

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:07pm

RE: Declaration of war to FARK from BOOT

You might want to get that checked out by a doctor Mike - and no, i doubt your significant other will buy that you got it from a toilet seat. Allow me to retort:

This war is in response to repeated declarations from Fark that they are going to go to war with us... and then... nothing. Maybe a few half-hearted attacks here and there, but nothing more.

Am i calling down the thunder? Maybe... We'll see.
--Alcibiades

thebigmike1983

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:20pm

RE: Declaration of war to FARK from BOOT

Quoted

Originally posted by Alcibiades
This war is in response to repeated declarations from Fark that they are going to go to war with us... and then... nothing. Maybe a few half-hearted attacks here and there, but nothing more.

Am i calling down the thunder? Maybe... We'll see.
--Alcibiades

So....you were left mostly alone...and you apparantly thought it best to fully rouse our ire?
And you, as your alliance's LEADER, apparantly think this is the best thing for your alliance?

geologist

Governor

Posts: 251

Location: Wasteland, NV

Occupation: Consultant, pirate

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:28pm

RE: Declaration of war to FARK from BOOT

Did you say thunder?

Farkin' Pirate

Epimetheus

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:28pm

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but once I sobered up a bit I realized that I much prefer pillaging whiny *CENSORED* than people who respond with witty retorts to my advances. Which column does BOOT fall under?

WARNING by ANARANE: NO cussing or insults of ANY nature EVER.

driedsponge

Citizen

Posts: 88

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:28pm

To be thoroughly honest, we were in the process of voting against a war. We weighed the cost vs. gain and felt it really wasn't worth our time when there was far greater pillaging to be done. You apparently felt the need to make our decision for us,

Driedsponge

Rincewind

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:49pm

Quoted

Originally posted by geologist
Hey TGA, you want in on this?

A war with FARK? No, thank you. We're fine. I think we'd collectively prefer to bathe in liquid feces than fight against you guys again.

Rincewind
TGA Diplomat Extraordinaire
"Why yes, I think I do follow the method of shoot first answer questions later."

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This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Rincewind" (Apr 24th 2008, 11:51pm)

Von Ruff

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:50pm

lolcats make lame DoW less lame!

thebigmike1983

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:54pm

Quoted

Originally posted by Rincewind
I think we'd collectively prefer to bathe in liquid feces than fight against you guys again.

Rincewind
TGA Diplomat Extraordinaire

We didn't say against

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "thebigmike1983" (Apr 24th 2008, 11:56pm)

Rincewind

Unregistered

Thursday, April 24th 2008, 11:58pm

Quoted

Originally posted by thebigmike1983

Quoted

Originally posted by Rincewind
I think we'd collectively prefer to bathe in liquid feces than fight against you guys again.

Rincewind
TGA Diplomat Extraordinaire

We didn't say against

Ah, well, that changes everything. I must approach my vassals with your offer. Expect an answer within 24 hours.

Alcibiades

Unregistered

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:10am

Understand, you guys are definitely funny... and have some good players... but you're not as scary to us as i'm guessing you think you are. I'll go ahead and agree that we could have left things well enough alone and probably avoided this - but come on, how much fun would that be?

As for what is the best thing for my alliance, the best thing for my alliance is to fight off boredom at this point. Aside from that, your arm isn't nearly long enough to reach even half of us. Even if the portion of our alliance you can reach is toast by this time tomorrow, at least it will give us something new to look at - i only say that because i am close enough to be in this fight.

Now for my real agenda: My only real motivation for keeping this thread going at this point is to see more cat pictures... i like your style, and i look forward the to bloody, drunken street brawling to come.

Epimetheus

Unregistered

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:26am

Quoted

Originally posted by Alcibiades
Understand, you guys are definitely funny... and have some good players... but you're not as scary to us as i'm guessing you think you are. I'll go ahead and agree that we could have left things well enough alone and probably avoided this - but come on, how much fun would that be?

As for what is the best thing for my alliance, the best thing for my alliance is to fight off boredom at this point. Aside from that, your arm isn't nearly long enough to reach even half of us. Even if the portion of our alliance you can reach is toast by this time tomorrow, at least it will give us something new to look at - i only say that because i am close enough to be in this fight.

Now for my real agenda: My only real motivation for keeping this thread going at this point is to see more cat pictures... i like your style, and i look forward the to bloody, drunken street brawling to come.

This is precisely why I, for one, think that we should join forces against the ******* of World Alpha. There are certainly PLENTY to go around...

Warning by Anarane: Cursing and insults.

geologist

Governor

Posts: 251

Location: Wasteland, NV

Occupation: Consultant, pirate

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:31am

Quoted

Originally posted by Epimetheus

Quoted

Originally posted by Alcibiades
Understand, you guys are definitely funny... and have some good players... but you're not as scary to us as i'm guessing you think you are. I'll go ahead and agree that we could have left things well enough alone and probably avoided this - but come on, how much fun would that be?

As for what is the best thing for my alliance, the best thing for my alliance is to fight off boredom at this point. Aside from that, your arm isn't nearly long enough to reach even half of us. Even if the portion of our alliance you can reach is toast by this time tomorrow, at least it will give us something new to look at - i only say that because i am close enough to be in this fight.

Now for my real agenda: My only real motivation for keeping this thread going at this point is to see more cat pictures... i like your style, and i look forward the to bloody, drunken street brawling to come.

This is precisely why I, for one, think that we should join forces against the ****** of World Alpha. There are certainly PLENTY to go around...

After, of course, we finish wailing on each other.
Alci, well said. Things get dull without war. Let's have us a good fight, and some good fun. No reason we cannot knock each other silly for now.

Farkin' Pirate

Redeemer

Unregistered

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:32am

Quoted

Originally posted by Epimetheus
This is precisely why I, for one, think that we should join forces against the ****** of World Alpha. There are certainly PLENTY to go around...

Personally, I like the way you think Epimetheus.

Alcibiades

Unregistered

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:39am

To all Farks and Boots,

My mind is settled then: We'll have our fight and when we're bloody and drunk (well, i'll be drunk), i vote we resume talks of a more productive nature. Considering our proximity to each other - i agree that we would make far more fearsome friends.

I just want to let it be known, for the record, that i have shipped all of my good looking working girls off to nearby friends - so if you get past the navy, the only raping you'll be doing in my cities will be of retired concubines with horrible taste in shoes.

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Alcibiades" (Apr 25th 2008, 12:41am)

geologist

Governor

Posts: 251

Location: Wasteland, NV

Occupation: Consultant, pirate

Friday, April 25th 2008, 12:53am

Ohhhhh too bad I have a foot fetish, sucka!

/now is a good time to launch attacks on me, I'm headed out for dinner at the brewery

Farkin' Pirate

Kahiel

Unregistered

Friday, April 25th 2008, 3:57am

Ikariam US